D&D Next Review: Races

Who is Bruenor?

                You only know this if you just so happened to read a select number of the Forgotten Realms books which deal with Drizzt, that drow-gone-good who has probably twenty books written about him now.  When you’re outdoing Robert Jordan for books printed, maybe there’s a problem.

                I’m reading the character creation guideline, and it’s pretty straightforward, but it’s the same in the other editions of D&D.  The problem here lies in the example, as it necessitates previous knowledge of the game, some of which might be considered arcane in how old it is.  The book is as old as I am.

                Moving on, it’s annoying how they present to you three methods of score generation for characters.  Let’s get this out of the way: unless you are rolling for your scores, you are, in essence, creating the same damn character as every other one of your particular class.  4d6 drop the lowest is somewhat acceptable, as I do ascribe to the notion that the types who choose the adventuring life should tend to be above the average person in a few respects.  However, there are very rarely character weaknesses here as regards their statistics.

                It’s somewhat the same way with this damned system of just being given scores, much like the fourth edition used.  Sure, there’s an eight as an ability score, but then you are average or above average in every other case, which is bullshit.  Wizards are nerds who are probably weak with a poor constitution, but they might have some understanding.  Fighters are their opposites.  That’s how classes naturally tend towards certain personalities traits, which have created their tropes. 

                Point buy is stupid, don’t use it.  If you do, consider how you’re just making someone who has no possibility of being really good or really bad at a physical or mental score.

                My preferred method, which I am testing for the third time in a new Pathfinder game I started 3 weeks ago, is a hybrid between rolling in the first method ascribed above, along with how it was done in AD&D.  In it, you get to choose where your scores go, but the dice rolls are different.  4d6 drop the lowest for three of the six, and then for the other three you simply roll 3d6.

                This has the benefit of giving good odds for having some decent above-average scores, maybe that coveted 18, while at the same time making for the possibility of having some poor scores, which you just have to deal with.

                Maybe your guy isn’t smart at all, but he’s got average Wisdom.  You can easily role play that as the character being taciturn, and, when prompted for some knowledge, he is quick to ask around for suggestions to hide his own shortcomings.  Everything, from stats to skills and your other selections, are supposed to affect how you roleplay that character.  If you have a weak Constitution and few hit points, maybe you do your best to not piss people off, or make it so you can just talk your way out of any situation, resorting to violence only when you have a clear and distinct advantage.

                Also, and this is under section four, “Describe Your Character,” you need to spend way more than a few minutes on a name.  It has to impact you in some way, or you come up with a story about how you got your name, or even a nickname.  In a funny way, my own name translates from Latin into “Houselord of Mars.”  No joke.  Spend more time on it, and there could be a personal quest in it for you.

                I’ll talk about races just a little bit.

                Are they trying to push Forgotten Realms or Salvatore with this edition, because it’s very funny how the player in question wants to make “Bruenor,” a name which has already been taken and only shows a lack of imagination, and the first race quote just so happens to be from that particular crazy dwarf.  Also, I shouldn’t have to wait til the third paragraph before actually learning what a fucking dwarf is.  People are saying this is the most newbie-friendly edition yet, but I’m still looking at fourth for taking that particular honor, which it does deserve.

                How many of you can say that you’ve gotten to DM a game wherein the entire party was made of beautiful women?  ;)

                Also, I find the extra “types” of a particular race to be out of place.  Instead of there being a more concrete identity to each of the races, they give you some choices, just so you can tailor your race and class to just what you want to play!  Even in Pathfinder they pull this shit in the books, and I also dislike it there.  Why aren’t there 5 types of Dhampirs I can choose from?  Like, one who actually has a strong Constitution so I don’t have to take a negative to the score I want?

                The humans are by far the most ridiculous.  Each ability score increased by one?!  I’ve never seen a situation where you can instantly outclass everyone else in terms of stats.  Period.  Other races get a +2 here, a +1 there with some other stuff…but there, you get a cumulative +6!  They might lose their free feat at first level, but this would certainly seem to be worth it, if only because you never have to actually worry if you roll that 9 when you’re doing your stats!  So human stats automagically range from 4 to 19.  Because human.  None of the other races seems to have such latent power.

                Except how halflings apparently can never critically botch.  Di immortales!.

                High elves come with a free cantrip.  Fire bolt, anyone?  Holy shit this is good.  Maybe I should not have skipped over to the humans so quickly out of curiosity!

                Actually, a mountain dwarf would be very funny to be a wizard, since you can cast in any armor you are proficient in!

                My opinion here is that the basic human is ridiculously good, high elves a close second, then halflings and everyone else beneath them.  My opinion here is that there’s too much of a clear hierarchy of the races…wait, maybe they were taking AD&D in spirit here…

                Ok, so in AD&D each race had a limit on the number of levels in a given class they could achieve.  They also had very strict racial requirements for some classes.  For instance, Dwarves in AD&D can only go up to level 10 in Cleric, 15 in Fighter, or 12 in Thief (AD&D DMG, 22).  What I see here is actually an echo of that “humans can be better than everyone else at their own game given enough experience” jig.  Never seen anyone unafraid of having a bad odd number in stats.  If this actually is some sort of subtle echo of AD&D, it’s a bad one.  I’m surprised no one I have read has brought this obvious problem with the game’s design up.  So, if there’s something I’ve missed regarding these quickstart races…like the horrible rumor I’ve heard about the drow being a general PC race, do tell me so that we can have a discussion!

Until we meet again, game on!